This is one of those comic covers where there seems to be too much going on in too little amount of time.
Crime Smashers #8, by Trojan
Posts authored by Kevin Yong
Mad Killers Menace Our Safety!
Wow, that’s an up-to-the-minute news headline!
(And yes, I’m still considering this a “Blonde in a Red Dress” cover, if we assume the orange coloring is due to being a strawberry blonde under dim streetlights.)
Who Is Next? #5, by Standard Comics
You Can’t Cheat A Ghost
Terrifying! Startling! Suspenseful! Strange! Mysterious! (And that’s just the words describing the questionable perspective and relative sizes of everyone on this cover!)
Strange Mysteries #9, by Superior Comics
In The Cold Light Of Day
This comic might be better titled “First Love Triangle Illustrated”.
First Love Illustrated #24, by Harvey
Case of the Crazy Killer
In addition to shouting her warning, the Blonde in Red also attempted to communicate through sign language and interpretive dance. (It didn’t help.)
Fight Against Crime #11, by Story
Trying Out A New Look
Our Blonde Heroine briefly tried trading in her trademark Red Dress for some White Pants, but she was upstaged by a gorilla in clown makeup.
Thun’da King of the Congo #4, by Magazine Enterprises
You Chumps!
The Blonde in a Red Dress hates small talk at parties.
All True Romance #9, by Comic Media
Release the Hounds! (Or Maybe Just a Goat.)
The Blonde in a Red Dress wishes for just a little peace and quiet when visiting her Uncle Charlie’s family.
Uncle Charlie’s Fables #1, by Lev Gleason
Some Assembly Required
The Blonde in Red spent the holidays stuck working overtime at the military’s top secret skunkworks laboratory.
From PS: The Preventive Maintenance Monthly #73, 1958
Mary! Christmas!
Once again, the Blonde in a Red Dress reprises her role in the annual community Christmas pageant.
From “Catholic Comics” v1 #5