Spring! That time of year when a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of… upholstery repair.
The Kilroys #9, American Comics Group
Posts tagged Blonde in Red
The Blonde in a Red (Striped) Dress
Why does the guy’s car have a bumper sticker that reads “A 52 Page Magazine”?
Romantic Confessions v1 #1, Hillman
The Blonde in a Red (Polka Dot) Dress
Just tilt your neck backwards like this. Trust me, I’m a chiropractor.
Revealing Romances #1, Ace
The Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress
“Settle for the crumbs of his warmed-over passion!”
Hi-School Romance #16, Harvey
The Income Tax Conspiracy
The Blonde in Red takes a quick nap after staying up late the night before the deadline to file her taxes.
Sexton Blake Library s3 #161
Yipe! Looka Dem Gams!
Crime never pays! (But neither does being an easily distracted security guard.)
Crimes By Women #7, Fox Features
Planet Week: The (Not So) Jolly Green Colossus of the Blood-Moon
The Blonde in Red is fashionable enough that she can even make the combo of a space helmet, midriff blouse, and miniskirt look good… although I’m not sure exactly how they’re supposed to work as deep space astronaut gear.
Planet Comics #36, Fiction House
Planet Week: A Fiendish Volta-Trap!
The Blonde in a Red Dress has to shoot the same invading alien horde as the hero, but in high heels and backwards!
Planet Comics #33, Fiction House
Planet Week: Does Whatever a Spider Can
The Blonde in a Red Dress gets to act as the decoy as “Reef Ryan blasts the flesh-hungry spidermen to reach Neptune’s hidden paradise”.
Planet Comics #19, Fiction House
Planet Week: “The Warrior-Maid of Mercury”
The “Invading Hairy Hordes of Mars” were jealous of the fashionable hairdo of the Blonde in a Red Dress.
Planet Comics #17, Fiction House