In this issue: “The Dead Material Fruits of The Rabbit Punch”?!
Crime Does Not Pay #103, by Lev Gleason
Posts tagged Blonde in Red
Plus Other Picture Romances and Love Stories
“Romance Intruders” was the failed sequel to “Space Invaders”.
Complete Love Magazine v26#3, by Ace Magazines
Something New
I always hated word problems in math class: If you have 4 dramatic picture romances, and subtract 3 exciting love stories, what’s left?
Complete Love Magazine v26#2, by Ace Magazines
Mayhem and Monkeyshines
Apparently, “Quick, we have to dive through these French doors before those gangsters shoot us!” makes for a great (literal) pickup line.
Little Al of the Secret Service #10, by Ziff-Davis
Book summaries from the days before Wikipedia (or Cliff’s Notes)
The Blonde in Red fainted upon realizing how many novels she’d have to read in order to get this comic book adaptation anthology ready by the deadline.
“Stories by Famous Authors Illustrated” #13, by DS Publishing
The Case of the Movie Star’s Double
The Blonde in a Red Dress is a friend of cheetahs (but not of cheaters.)
Crime Does Not Pay #96, Lev Gleason
Six-Gun Wedding
Yup, nothing says “Cowgirl Romance” like a Blonde in a Red Dress bludgeoning her attackers with a white-hot branding iron.
Cowgirl Romances #8, Fiction House
I think I had a dream like this once.
The Blonde in a Red Dress learns to never again eat an entire bag of discount Easter candy right before bedtime.
Fantastic Adventures v13 #12
Betty And Bob in the Cow Country
Disappointment in the somewhat boring field trips during her formative years in her local church youth group may have been what eventually motivated the Blonde in Red to her later life of globetrotting adventure.
Catholic Comics v.3 #5
Ann Winslow Solves A Mystery
In her teens, the Blonde in a Red Dress learned valuable life skills with the local church youth group’s amateur crime sleuthing club.
Catholic Comics v.3 #2