Boiled in (essential) oil
Sometimes these all-natural, alternative-medicine health treatments can be taken to extremes. Mister Mystery #6, by Stanley Morse
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Golden Age Cover Gallery of the Blonde in a Red Dress
A cheap, low-down gambler!
“I was a small town beauty queen with big ideas but I headed the wrong way…” Pictorial Romances #14, by St. John
Boss Of This Gambling Tub!
See? This is what happened when the Blonde in Red didn’t listen to her parents when they warned her about running away to marry “a cheap, low-down gambler”. Law Breakers #7, by Charlton
Oh, that’s Mazie!
Those aren’t the facial expressions I generally expect to see on people bleeding from a hail of bullets. Fight Against Crime #8, by Story Comics
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not
Impatient! The guy was rushing for a kiss before the Blonde in Red had a chance for the flower petals to finish their background check on him. Romantic Adventures #23, by ACG
And Other Exciting Love Stories
From the bored look on their faces, I’m assuming Mr. Easy Promises and Ms. Blackmail Bride have both realized the other is a scam artist, and are now just going through the motions until they can find an excuse to end the date. Complete Love Magazine v27 #3, by Ace
Photo Friday: Stories You’ll Never Forget
The live-action version of the story of Mr. Easy Promises and Ms. Blackmail Bride was only loosely based on the original. Lovers’ Lane #26, by Lev Gleason
Carboni The Plunderer
The Blonde in a Red Dress is secretly an elite member of “Charlie’s Fables”, the medieval precursor of “Charlie’s Angels”. Uncle Charlie’s Fables #5, by Lev Gleason
I Was Reaching For The Moon
That pose looks awkward. Love Confessions #22, by Quality
State Of The Art Voodoo Labs
The Blonde in a Red Dress began to regret her previous attempt at “reaching for the moon“, once the moon zombies started reaching back. Voodoo #3, by Ajax