The Devil Keeps A Date
The Blonde in a Red Dress at the start of yet another blind date from Hell. Eerie #6, by Avon
The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Blonde in a Red Dress at the start of yet another blind date from Hell. Eerie #6, by Avon
“The true, tragic confession of a girl with a price-tag on her kisses and a pocket-book for a heart!” True Love Problems #15, by Harvey
…is the Blonde in a Red Dress equivalent to “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie” Boy Meets Girl #23 by Lev Gleason
The Blonde in a Red Dress decides to judge this comic by its giant alien space monster cover and she ain’t sticking around to find out what’s inside. Weird Tales Of The Future #2, by Key/Stanley Morse
Are they talking past each other? Their dialog doesn’t seem to have anything to do with what the other one said. (Another relationship doomed due to poor communication skills.) Mysterious Adventures #8, by Story Comics
The attempt at a racy sensationalistic plot synopsis is somewhat offset by the “conforms to the comics code” badge immediately below it. Lovers’ Lane #25, by Lev Gleason
Whew! I was afraid “pantsing the jester” was some sort of weird internet euphemism, but no, apparently it’s just a literal thing they do when bored in royal court. Uncle Charlie’s Fables #4, by Lev Gleason
“We’ll take this joint for plenty!” Authentic Police Cases #19, by St. John
But what if the “old engagement ring” was actually just a cover story to explain the loot from an earlier jewelry store heist? Boy Meets Girl #24, by Lev Gleason
This sort of thing is what the Blonde in Red is actually referring to when she includes “website de-bugging” as a skill on her résumé. Witches Tales #12, by Harvey