I think I had a dream like this once.
The Blonde in a Red Dress learns to never again eat an entire bag of discount Easter candy right before bedtime. Fantastic Adventures v13 #12
Webcomics from Cover Gallery
Golden Age Cover Gallery of the Blonde in a Red Dress
Six-Gun Wedding
Yup, nothing says “Cowgirl Romance” like a Blonde in a Red Dress bludgeoning her attackers with a white-hot branding iron. Cowgirl Romances #8, Fiction House
The Case of the Movie Star’s Double
The Blonde in a Red Dress is a friend of cheetahs (but not of cheaters.) Crime Does Not Pay #96, Lev Gleason
Book summaries from the days before Wikipedia (or Cliff’s Notes)
The Blonde in Red fainted upon realizing how many novels she’d have to read in order to get this comic book adaptation anthology ready by the deadline. “Stories by Famous Authors Illustrated” #13, by DS Publishing
Mayhem and Monkeyshines
Apparently, “Quick, we have to dive through these French doors before those gangsters shoot us!” makes for a great (literal) pickup line. Little Al of the Secret Service #10, by Ziff-Davis
Please Stand By
Thanks for stopping by! The Blonde in a Red Dress is busy with a few other projects this week, but will be back soon.
Something New
I always hated word problems in math class: If you have 4 dramatic picture romances, and subtract 3 exciting love stories, what’s left? Complete Love Magazine v26#2, by Ace Magazines
Plus Other Picture Romances and Love Stories
“Romance Intruders” was the failed sequel to “Space Invaders”. Complete Love Magazine v26#3, by Ace Magazines
Flying Tackle
In this issue: “The Dead Material Fruits of The Rabbit Punch”?! Crime Does Not Pay #103, by Lev Gleason
Jailbreak
The one known weakness of the multi-talented Blonde in a Red Dress seems to be her very poor choice in boyfriends. Crimes By Women #15, Fox Features