I think I had a dream like this once.
The Blonde in a Red Dress learns to never again eat an entire bag of discount Easter candy right before bedtime. Fantastic Adventures v13 #12
The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Blonde in a Red Dress learns to never again eat an entire bag of discount Easter candy right before bedtime. Fantastic Adventures v13 #12
Yup, nothing says “Cowgirl Romance” like a Blonde in a Red Dress bludgeoning her attackers with a white-hot branding iron. Cowgirl Romances #8, Fiction House
The Blonde in a Red Dress is a friend of cheetahs (but not of cheaters.) Crime Does Not Pay #96, Lev Gleason
The Blonde in Red fainted upon realizing how many novels she’d have to read in order to get this comic book adaptation anthology ready by the deadline. “Stories by Famous Authors Illustrated” #13, by DS Publishing
Apparently, “Quick, we have to dive through these French doors before those gangsters shoot us!” makes for a great (literal) pickup line. Little Al of the Secret Service #10, by Ziff-Davis
Thanks for stopping by! The Blonde in a Red Dress is busy with a few other projects this week, but will be back soon.
I always hated word problems in math class: If you have 4 dramatic picture romances, and subtract 3 exciting love stories, what’s left? Complete Love Magazine v26#2, by Ace Magazines
“Romance Intruders” was the failed sequel to “Space Invaders”. Complete Love Magazine v26#3, by Ace Magazines
In this issue: “The Dead Material Fruits of The Rabbit Punch”?! Crime Does Not Pay #103, by Lev Gleason
The one known weakness of the multi-talented Blonde in a Red Dress seems to be her very poor choice in boyfriends. Crimes By Women #15, Fox Features