The Show Must Go On
Meanwhile, backstage, an acting coach wept silently over the most bored, wooden, lifeless and uncharismatic attempt at romantic chemistry ever attempted. Boy Loves Girl #34, Lev Gleason
The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
Meanwhile, backstage, an acting coach wept silently over the most bored, wooden, lifeless and uncharismatic attempt at romantic chemistry ever attempted. Boy Loves Girl #34, Lev Gleason
OK, so this looks at first glance like it should be a plain ol’ two-fisted adventure yarn… but the longer I stare at this cover, the more I suspect the Blonde in a Red Dress is actually in some sort of sci-fi fantasy adventure about a magical size-changing non-Euclidian hyper-dimension. Captain Easy #10, Pines
Like yesterday’s cover, the Blonde in Red finds herself in yet another incomprehensible scene of warped size-changing perspective… Although in this case, I strongly suspect that the cover artist just didn’t bother with proper perspective because he wasn’t expecting anyone to be looking that closely at the rest of the background. Sunny #14, Fox Features
Oh, wait, they do have a paddle. And a rifle. The Blonde in Red obviously remembers her past Eerie experiences. Eerie #14, Avon
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow? Mysterious Adventures #6, Story
This makes three different days, three different boyfriends, and three different attacks by skeleton zombie monsters. Maybe the Blonde in a Red Dress should just not bother trying to go out on a date near Halloween? Mysterious Adventures #11, Story
I’m confused. We have a hunchback, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t Notre Dame. Is the Blonde in Red supposed to be Esmerelda? Sparkling Stars #30, Holyoke
Pop-o-matic spring-loaded zombies? This is supposed to be Halloween, not April Fools. Weird Tales of the Future #3, Stanley Morse
The Blonde in a Red Dress visits the hot tub of a Halloween-themed spa resort. For some reason, she doesn’t find it relaxing. Witches Tales #9, Harvey
Is that a ghost of a skeleton, or a skelton of a ghost? Unknown World #1, Fawcett