It’s the Blonde in a Red Dress vs. a Klan of Kobra Kultists.
The Fighting Yank #23, Pines
Posts categoriezed as Superhero
All according to plan
I can’t believe the bad guy fell for the ol’ “Distract-the-hooded-cultist-with-a-girl-in-a-skimpy-harem-outfit-while-the-hero-sneaks-up-and-pulls-a-gun-on-him” trick.
The Black Terror #20, Pines
Dinosaur Bait
It’s a little known fact that the brontosaurus was the prehistoric world’s largest and most fearsome predator.
The Fighting Yank #22, Pines
Masque of the Red Dress
Back in the early days, a hero could get by with having their costume insignia simply be their initials rotated by 90 degrees.
Exciting Comics #53, Pines
Miss America’s Best!
The Blonde in a Red Dress won the pageant due to her extra high marks in the superheroine cosplay competition.
America’s Best Comics #23, Pines
Is she’s a boy, then I’m a monkey’s uncle!
The Blonde in a Red Dress displays her acting skills as she plays the multi-layered role of a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl.
Daredevil #48, Lev Gleason
Get your paws off me, you darn dirty ape!
The Blonde in Red hopes that the epic battle between the circus gorilla, skull-faced guy with a snake, and brawny guys with fabulous hair will be enough to distract from her highly questionable co-stars, the “Commando Cubs”… a crack team of gun-toting underage ethnic stereotypes travelling the world to fight Nazis.
Thrilling Comics #36, Pines
Who was that masked blonde?
The Blonde in a Red Dress swaps roles after yesterday’s kidnapping attempt.
Super-Mystery Comics v6 #1, Ace
False Advertising?
Ray beams, bullets, trapdoors, and wildly exaggerated facial expressions — yet also a distinct lack of punching on the cover of Punch Comics!
Punch Comics #18, Chesler
Back for round two!
Apparently, on the way down from the roof, the Grim Reaper handed off the Blonde in Red back to the Black Terror just in time to pay a visit to the poorly dressed friends of the gangsters who started this mess.
The Black Terror #23, Pines