To paraphrase Nietzsche, “if you gaze too long into a pretentious art gallery, the pretentious art gallery also gazes into you.”
Torchy #2, Quality
Posts categoriezed as Humor
Behind the Scenes with the Redhead in Yellow
The Redhead in a Yellow Dress fills in for her arch-rival while we await the return of the Blonde In a Red Dress from her holiday vacation.
No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. The same cannot be said with certainty for the rest of the cast (or their wardrobe.)
Starlet O’Hara in Hollywood #2, Pines
Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Casual Friday?
The Blonde in Red spends the day at the fair relaxing out of her typical solid red uniform, and trying out an eye-searing mashup of checkerboard polkadots instead. (No wonder the poor kid holding the prize ribbon is so confused; he’s probably been half-blinded by the fashion mashup.)
Hickory #5, Quality
Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Maybe She SHOULD Quit Her Day Job
The Blonde in Red usually isn’t this ditzy. Maybe she’s just a bit loopy from the dry cleaning chemical fumes?
Suzie #68, Archie/MLJ
Extra! You, Too, Can Be Beautiful!!
Covers like this were “clickbait” before clickbait was a thing.
“Babe, Darling of the Hills” #10, Prize Comics
Blondes Are Dangerous!
Especially ones dressed in red. Readers of this website should be well aware of this fact by now.
Abbott and Costello #11, St. John
Howdy, Ma’am!
Why no, this isn’t an exaggeratedly fake cowboy ranch designed solely as a tourist trap for naive city slickers, why do you ask?
Winnie Winkle #6, Dell
Still 151 Shoes To Go
She probably does this sort of thing at Baskin-Robbins too.
Suzie #84, by MLJ/Archie
Spring Has Sprung
Spring! That time of year when a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of… upholstery repair.
The Kilroys #9, American Comics Group
I Know There’s Water Around Here Somewhere
The Blonde in Red cut short her camping vacation, because she somehow ended stuck up a paddle without a creek.
Boots and Her Buddies #8, Pines