The poor Blonde in a Red Dress spent her camping vacation trying to find a river… and then gets back just in time to learn that her boyfriend is being sent up the river.
Gangsters Can’t Win v1 #5, DS Publishing
Posts tagged useless boyfriend
I Know There’s Water Around Here Somewhere
The Blonde in Red cut short her camping vacation, because she somehow ended stuck up a paddle without a creek.
Boots and Her Buddies #8, Pines
Hanging around
The Blonde in a Red Dress finds herself wondering why a series called “MANhunt” seems to end up with HER being the one being hunted and/or in perilous death traps all the time.
Manhunt #3, Magazine Enterprises
Thrilling Detective Stories
Thrilling, I say!
Pay-Off v1 #3, DS Publishing
A Sinking Feeling
This makes three different days, three different boyfriends, and three different attacks by skeleton zombie monsters. Maybe the Blonde in a Red Dress should just not bother trying to go out on a date near Halloween?
Mysterious Adventures #11, Story
That Thing is Andrew’s Ghost!
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow?
Mysterious Adventures #6, Story
Up a creek without a paddle
Oh, wait, they do have a paddle. And a rifle. The Blonde in Red obviously remembers her past Eerie experiences.
Eerie #14, Avon
The Blonde in a Red Dress World Tour: England
The world tour continues to the land of ye legendary Arthurian knights of olde, where we learn an important lesson: Never bring a sword to an axe fight!
Police Comics #125, Quality
Aunt Lavinia’s Ghost
Well, I’m glad someone put an end to the week of skeletons haunting our poor Blonde in a Red Dress.
Adventures into the Unknown #42, ACG
He’s crazy, but he means it!
Wait, isn’t a “shotgun wedding” usually intended to keep the groom from running away, not the bride? (And besides, a Red Dress isn’t much of a wedding gown.)
Dark Mysteries #8, Story Comics