Unexpected early wake-up calls like this could be why The Blonde in a Red Dress is so cranky in the mornings.
Underworld v1 #2, DS Publishing
Posts tagged criminals
Baby, you’re the only person in the world I can trust.
If you’re going to be breaking up with someone anyway, I guess an extra $5000 may help console the heartache. (I’m sure he deserves it. As we noted last week, the Blonde in a Red Dress was dating “a no-good guy“.)
Public Enemies v.1 #4, DS Publishing
True Confession of a Girl Gangleader
Awww, that’s sweet. She brought flowers.
Justice Traps the Guilty #4, Prize Comics
We don’t get paid for overtime!
Maybe the contract killers need to unionize so they can re-negotiate a better contract that includes overtime (plus paid holidays, sick days, and medical benefits.)
Headline Comics #29, Prize Comics
The View Is All That We’d Hoped For
Secretly, the Blonde in a Red Dress worries that this relationship may not last. Workaholics who insist on bringing their work with them on vacations can be really hard on a marriage.
Justice Traps the Guilty v1 #2, Prize Comics
It’s Winner Take All
Apparently the contracts for gun molls can be leveraged as collateral, like bundled sub-prime mortgage loans.
Headline Comics #28, Prize Comics
“Corpses Cash and Carry”?
Death itself looks on confusedly, distracted by how weirdly lumpy and off-center their word balloons are.
Exposed v1 #1, DS Publishing
Crime Does Not Co-Pay
Crime does not pay… for insurance premiums or deductibles.
Crime Does Not Pay #49, Lev Gleason
Back for round two!
Apparently, on the way down from the roof, the Grim Reaper handed off the Blonde in Red back to the Black Terror just in time to pay a visit to the poorly dressed friends of the gangsters who started this mess.
The Black Terror #23, Pines
Box Office Blockbuster
After a nice relaxing day off watching freeway traffic, the Blonde in Red heads back to work at the local theater box office… just in time for a stickup.
Exciting Comics #48, Pines