Nah, that name’s too long, I think we’ll stick with “Blonde in a Red Dress”.
I wonder what sort of life the guy running the presses must have led to have reached the point where his only reaction to a police raid is jaded, world-weary boredom.
Posts tagged Blonde in Red
Former child star in red?
While she’s recovering from her latest near-death experience, our heroine sees her life flash before her eyes. Apparently she started the whole “Blonde in a Red Dress” thing at a young age!
Personally, I think extending her fashion sense to include a dog in a red dress might be pushing things a little too far.
Little Miss Muffet #12 (Pines)
That’s why you should wear a seatbelt
But don’t worry. She’s been through worse, I’m sure “Susan” will be fine. (If that’s her real name.)
Fasten your seatbelts
That is, fasten your seatbelts unless you’re a death-defying international undercover woman of mystery, in which case you can just go ahead and balance on a car’s bumper as it slams into a wall at full speed before leaping to safety at the last moment.
Hopefully.
Undercover girl
Oh good, Janet Lee escaped her fate from yesterday and lived to fight another day. And now she… wait, now her name is “Starr Flagg”?
I don’t understand. It’s almost as if an undercover international woman of mystery might be using more than one fake name!
Grave mistake
Our heroine really needs to stop walking through graveyards. Nothing good ever seems to come from it.
And hey! “Janet Lee”? At last, we know the real name of our mysterious Blonde in a Red Dress! Too bad she’s fated for an untimely end. Whatever will we do for tomorrow’s cover?
Red Dress vs Red Dress
Ouch! Things didn’t go well when the disgruntled former-cover-girl-in-a-red-dress decided to have words with her blonde successor.
Try to patch things up, girls! When cover girl heroines fight, it just means the terrorists undead skull-faced zombies win!
Any landing you can walk away from…
Ah! I was wondering how our heroine was going to survive yesterday’s predicament.
If the fickle hand of fate itself is a member of the Blonde in a Red Dress Fan Club, her long death-defying career suddenly makes much more sense.
Over the top
Specifically, tied up over the top of an airplane. While being held at gunpoint. While the plane is on fire. And while another airplane strafes the crashing airplane with more gunfire.
Not as easy as it looks
To paraphrase that old quip about Ginger Rogers, the Blonde in a Red Dress not only had to do her own stunts on a sinking rowboat on the open seas, but she apparently had to do it while falling backwards and in high heels.