The Blonde in Red usually isn’t this ditzy. Maybe she’s just a bit loopy from the dry cleaning chemical fumes?
Suzie #68, Archie/MLJ
Posts tagged Blonde in Red
Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Canoes by Moonlight
The Blonde in Red was disappointed to learn that her new dress ranked so low on the Helen-o-meter. (If Helen-of-Troy is the quantifiable beauty standard for launching one thousand ships, then launching only four canoes would register a score of only four Milli-Helens. That’s science!)
Dotty #38, Ace
Extra! You, Too, Can Be Beautiful!!
Covers like this were “clickbait” before clickbait was a thing.
“Babe, Darling of the Hills” #10, Prize Comics
Fisticuff Photography
Our blonde heroine briefly exchanges her trademark red dress for some red pants, which are more practical when chasing down “Exciting Adventures — on Land — on Sea — in the Air!”
Johnny Hazard #8, Standard
True CRIME Stories!
The Blonde in a Red Dress realizes that she accidentally walked on to the wrong comic cover, and tries to back away slowly without interrupting things.
Underworld v1 #1, DS Publishing
Give Me Back My Ring!
If the Blonde in a Red Dress looked too much like an unsympathetic man-stealer earlier this week, keep in mind that she’s been on the other side of the romantic triangle equation too. Such is the tragic love life of a romance comic cover girl.
Romantic Hearts #4, Story
Don’t Don’t Listen To Him!
The Blonde in a Red Dress misunderstood the warning because it was phrased as a double negative.
Romantic Adventures #1, ACG
“Heartwarming Romances That Could Happen To You!”
Is it just me, or does the Red Dress look like it’s frowning?
First Love Illustrated #3, Harvey Comics
They Left His Rackets… For Me!
The Blonde in Red sheds a tear as her family’s tennis supply business is torn apart due to an expired green card.
Underworld v1 #9, DS Publishing
The Blonde in a Red (Fancy) Dress
The “crusade against crime” apparently includes a crackdown on unlicensed masquerade parties.
Exposed v1 #6, DS Publishing