Those aren’t the facial expressions I generally expect to see on people bleeding from a hail of bullets.
Fight Against Crime #8, by Story Comics
Posts tagged Blonde in Red
Boss Of This Gambling Tub!
See? This is what happened when the Blonde in Red didn’t listen to her parents when they warned her about running away to marry “a cheap, low-down gambler”.
Law Breakers #7, by Charlton
A cheap, low-down gambler!
“I was a small town beauty queen with big ideas but I headed the wrong way…”
Pictorial Romances #14, by St. John
Boiled in (essential) oil
Sometimes these all-natural, alternative-medicine health treatments can be taken to extremes.
Mister Mystery #6, by Stanley Morse
Parlor Tricks
This sort of thing is what the Blonde in Red is actually referring to when she includes “website de-bugging” as a skill on her résumé.
Witches Tales #12, by Harvey
Photo Fridays: My Past Had Caught Up With Me
But what if the “old engagement ring” was actually just a cover story to explain the loot from an earlier jewelry store heist?
Boy Meets Girl #24, by Lev Gleason
Broadway Betty
“We’ll take this joint for plenty!”
Authentic Police Cases #19, by St. John
Laughing His Pants Off
Whew! I was afraid “pantsing the jester” was some sort of weird internet euphemism, but no, apparently it’s just a literal thing they do when bored in royal court.
Uncle Charlie’s Fables #4, by Lev Gleason
Clickbait
The attempt at a racy sensationalistic plot synopsis is somewhat offset by the “conforms to the comics code” badge immediately below it.
Lovers’ Lane #25, by Lev Gleason
Terror of the Flowers of Death
Are they talking past each other? Their dialog doesn’t seem to have anything to do with what the other one said. (Another relationship doomed due to poor communication skills.)
Mysterious Adventures #8, by Story Comics