I’m confused. We have a hunchback, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t Notre Dame. Is the Blonde in Red supposed to be Esmerelda?
Sparkling Stars #30, Holyoke
Posts authored by Kevin Yong
A Sinking Feeling
This makes three different days, three different boyfriends, and three different attacks by skeleton zombie monsters. Maybe the Blonde in a Red Dress should just not bother trying to go out on a date near Halloween?
Mysterious Adventures #11, Story
That Thing is Andrew’s Ghost!
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow?
Mysterious Adventures #6, Story
Up a creek without a paddle
Oh, wait, they do have a paddle. And a rifle. The Blonde in Red obviously remembers her past Eerie experiences.
Eerie #14, Avon
Another Matter of Perspective
Like yesterday’s cover, the Blonde in Red finds herself in yet another incomprehensible scene of warped size-changing perspective… Although in this case, I strongly suspect that the cover artist just didn’t bother with proper perspective because he wasn’t expecting anyone to be looking that closely at the rest of the background.
Sunny #14, Fox Features
A Matter of Perspective
OK, so this looks at first glance like it should be a plain ol’ two-fisted adventure yarn… but the longer I stare at this cover, the more I suspect the Blonde in a Red Dress is actually in some sort of sci-fi fantasy adventure about a magical size-changing non-Euclidian hyper-dimension.
Captain Easy #10, Pines
The Show Must Go On
Meanwhile, backstage, an acting coach wept silently over the most bored, wooden, lifeless and uncharismatic attempt at romantic chemistry ever attempted.
Boy Loves Girl #34, Lev Gleason
Working 9 to 5, More or Less
The Blonde in a Red Dress has a bad case of the Mondays.
Suzie #63, MLJ
Zippy! Car-Toon Feature! Action! …Wait, what?
Um… I’m going to choose to interpret this cover as showing that our Blonde in Red is still in her hardboiled gun moll mode of the past couple days, and the men are reacting in shock because she’s packing an arsenal of firearms under that trenchcoat. Yeah. Let’s go with that.
Zippy Comics #1 (UK)
Stand Back, You Sawbones!!
Copper? Lead? Darn it, I’m a doctor, not a metallurgist!
Headline Comics #27, Prize