Whew! I was afraid “pantsing the jester” was some sort of weird internet euphemism, but no, apparently it’s just a literal thing they do when bored in royal court.
Uncle Charlie’s Fables #4, by Lev Gleason
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Clickbait
The attempt at a racy sensationalistic plot synopsis is somewhat offset by the “conforms to the comics code” badge immediately below it.
Lovers’ Lane #25, by Lev Gleason
Terror of the Flowers of Death
Are they talking past each other? Their dialog doesn’t seem to have anything to do with what the other one said. (Another relationship doomed due to poor communication skills.)
Mysterious Adventures #8, by Story Comics
Nope!
The Blonde in a Red Dress decides to judge this comic by its giant alien space monster cover and she ain’t sticking around to find out what’s inside.
Weird Tales Of The Future #2, by Key/Stanley Morse
Photo Fridays: “If You Hide Your Past”…
…is the Blonde in a Red Dress equivalent to “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie”
Boy Meets Girl #23 by Lev Gleason
Love For Sale!
“The true, tragic confession of a girl with a price-tag on her kisses and a pocket-book for a heart!”
True Love Problems #15, by Harvey
The Devil Keeps A Date
The Blonde in a Red Dress at the start of yet another blind date from Hell.
Eerie #6, by Avon
The Blind, The Doomed, and the Dead!
Shouldn’t that more accurately be “The Blonde, The Doomed, and the Dead”?
This Magazine is Haunted #4, by Fawcett
“Beware” is right!
The Blonde in Red seems pretty blasé on this cover. I think her boyfriend has the more reasonable response this time: incoherent screaming!
Fantastic #9, by Youthful Magazines
Black Hawk Down!
The Blonde in a Red Dress takes a quick nap, worn out from moonlighting on another Old West cover in-between her usual romance and horror appearances.
Fighting Indians of the Wild West #1, by Avon