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Dynamite-Packed True Detective Story From Police Files!

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Trying to steal the purse of the Blonde in a Red Dress at a bus stop seems rather mundane for a “cult of killers” who are “the nation’s most vicious crime organization”.


Wanted Comics #52, by Orbit

The Sleepers in the Crypt

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If the uncomfortable posture of the Blonde in a Red Dress is any indication, the restless “sleepers in the crypt” are in dire need of an orthopedic mattress and pillow set.


Ghost Comics #6, by Fiction House

I Won’t Be Your Queen

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The Blonde in Red stars in an after school special about resisting peer pressure. Remember kids, don’t drink accursed magic potions, even if hellspawned pygmies say it’s “cool”.


Baffling Mysteries #14, by Ace Magazines

It’s A Stark Raving Mad Party!

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I’m not sure if the Blonde in a Red Dress is recoiling in horror more from the ghostly witch, or the house painted neon yellow.


This Magazine is Haunted #9, by Fawcett

Now You Must Pay For Your Folly!

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To be fair, “There are no short cuts in life” sounds less like a a dire warning and more like some bland advice you would find inside a fortune cookie.


Hand of Fate #16, by Ace