We were just talking about you!
Yes, they were “just talking”, in-between bouts of martial arts stunt practice. Candy #49, by Quality
Webcomics from Cover Gallery
Golden Age Cover Gallery of the Blonde in a Red Dress
Taunted!
The Blonde in a Red Dress proves she can keep cover-modeling long after her co-workers have fallen asleep on the job. Complete Love Magazine #178, Ace Magazine
Murder at the Burlesque (Now With 100 Percent More Gorillas)
While Mike Danger’s concern for the Blonde in Red’s backstage workplace safety is commendable, perhaps he needs to come up with more realistic options for dealing with a 500 pound gorilla than “tear him apart with my bare hands”? Crime Detector #4, by Timor/Stanley Morse
This body is mine!
The Blonde in Red was able to sneak away after a fight broke out over which skeleton monster first called dibs. Journey Into Fear #19, by Superior
Tormenting Tale of Heartbreak
“Secrets of Youthful Lovers?” More like “Casefiles of the HR Department!” Romantic Hearts #6, by Story
The Teen-Age Laugh Riot
The Blonde in a Red Dress (and her rival, the Redhead in Yellow) compete for a co-starring role in a new sitcom. Gabby #1, by Quality
How did you find your steak, sir?
After hearing that punchline, the Blonde in Red has the haunted expression of someone profoundly regretting the life choices that led her to this moment. Gabby #3, by Quality
Postage Due
The Redhead In Yellow still lurks in the background, resenting the Blonde in Red for her promotion to the coveted role of Postmaster General. Gabby #5, by Quality
Who Watches The Weight Watchers?
The Blonde in Red’s relationship with the book’s star starts to turn sour, as the cover sheds the secondary tagline of “The Teen-Age Laugh Riot” (it wasn’t replaced with a new motto, probably because “Gabby: Louder and Funnier and Now Kind of a Jerk” wasn’t very catchy.) Gabby #7, by Quality
Intermission
The cover tagline says “Louder and Funnier” but the guy himself seems to be trying not to be loud… and meanwhile needs a lot more effort to be funny too! (Don’t worry, we’re almost done with the “Gabby” covers.) Gabby #8, by Quality