You Chumps!
The Blonde in a Red Dress hates small talk at parties. All True Romance #9, by Comic Media
Webcomics from Cover Gallery
Golden Age Cover Gallery of the Blonde in a Red Dress
Trying Out A New Look
Our Blonde Heroine briefly tried trading in her trademark Red Dress for some White Pants, but she was upstaged by a gorilla in clown makeup. Thun’da King of the Congo #4, by Magazine Enterprises
Case of the Crazy Killer
In addition to shouting her warning, the Blonde in Red also attempted to communicate through sign language and interpretive dance. (It didn’t help.) Fight Against Crime #11, by Story
In The Cold Light Of Day
This comic might be better titled “First Love Triangle Illustrated”. First Love Illustrated #24, by Harvey
You Can’t Cheat A Ghost
Terrifying! Startling! Suspenseful! Strange! Mysterious! (And that’s just the words describing the questionable perspective and relative sizes of everyone on this cover!) Strange Mysteries #9, by Superior Comics
Mad Killers Menace Our Safety!
Wow, that’s an up-to-the-minute news headline! (And yes, I’m still considering this a “Blonde in a Red Dress” cover, if we assume the orange coloring is due to being a strawberry blonde under dim streetlights.) Who Is Next? #5, by Standard Comics
Crime Can’t Pay In Any Way!
This is one of those comic covers where there seems to be too much going on in too little amount of time. Crime Smashers #8, by Trojan
She’s Still MY Girl — Even if she IS a CHEAT!
Lettering problems and advice, illustrated: It’s a very small difference of spacing between “GLITTERED” and “GUTTERED”. True Love Problems And Advice Illustrated #13, by Harvey
The Curse of King Kala!
I’d curse too, if I had to deal with a bug infestation like this. Tales of Horror #4, by Toby
The One Kiss Girl
The Blonde in a Red Dress breaks all the (vaguely undefined) rules. Boy Meets Girl #20, by Lev Gleason