After the babysitter incident, I’m not at all surprised if the sequence of events matches the “In this issue” blurb: The rich man’s daughter ends up with alimony and everything.
Tender Romance #1, by Stanley Morse
Posts categoriezed as Romance
What Every Girl Should Know!
“Girls who sell their kisses” and “men who buy them cheap” were both scandalized when the Blonde in a Red Dress was caught using insider knowledge to make a fortune short-selling in the speculative kissing futures market!
True Love Problems #24, by Harvey
I Have So Little Time
Whoops, look at the time! Gotta go!
Love secrets #34, by Quality
Why Good Girls Go Wrong (And/Or Become Swamp Girls)
The Blonde in Red was a fool to put a price on love… at least not until she got a comparison quote on the competing cash prize offer.
Love Journal #21, by Orbit
In The Midnight Darkness
Once again, this “romance” cover art and caption could just as easily be for a crime or horror comic.
First Love #34, by Harvey
The Dread Past Blues
For some reason, the story of a day at the beach by the Blonde in a Red Swimsuit is given cover blurbs that sound like they belong on her horror comic titles instead.
All True Romance #14, by Comic Media
I Trusted No One
The Blonde in a Red Dress knows that milk shakes bottles bring the boys to the yard apartment hallway.
True Love Pictorial #6, by St. John
Call Me Scandalous
The Blonde in a Red Dress has been wearing her distinctive attire for so long, that simply trying on a polka-dot skirt counts as a scandal.
Hi-School Romance #23, by Harvey
Not So Perfect
“Kisses Can’t Always Tell The Wrong Kind of Love”… but they can help identify when a boyfriend has lied about giving up cigarettes.
Perfect Love #9 by St. John
Brazen Advances!
It’s hard to make brazen advances on an injured ankle.
All True Romance #13, by Comic Media