Yikes! Glad this creepy guy was caught in the act — otherwise, being officially known as the man “who wasn’t there” usually would count as one heck of an alibi.
Manhunt #14, Magazine Enterprises
Posts categoriezed as Crime
Not So Darkroom
Psst! Miss Blonde in Red? Don’t stare directly at the audience! It distracts from the scene!
Gangsters Can’t Win v1 #6, DS Publishing
“Never Mind The Gab, Grab This Tommy-Gun!”
Unexpected early wake-up calls like this could be why The Blonde in a Red Dress is so cranky in the mornings.
Underworld v1 #2, DS Publishing
Suicide on Sound Stage Seven
“It’s supposed to look like suicide but to me it’s murder!”
Yeah, but given how many crime scenes the Blonde in a Red Dress has been in the middle of, I wouldn’t be surprised if everything looks like murder to her by now.
Gangsters Can’t Win v1 #4, DS Publishing
Whose line is it, anyway?
Wait, who’s talking? What order is this dialog supposed to go in? This is why the Blonde in a Red Dress hates working with slackers who skip out on rehersals.
Exposed v1 #9, DS Publishing
Baby, you’re the only person in the world I can trust.
If you’re going to be breaking up with someone anyway, I guess an extra $5000 may help console the heartache. (I’m sure he deserves it. As we noted last week, the Blonde in a Red Dress was dating “a no-good guy“.)
Public Enemies v.1 #4, DS Publishing
Photo Fridays: I Fell For A No Good Guy
The Blonde in a Red Dress finally realizes this relationship was a mistake, after the distracting glow of game nights, flowers, and dates at the ice cream shop have faded.
Love Confessions #27, Quality
True Confession of a Girl Gangleader
Awww, that’s sweet. She brought flowers.
Justice Traps the Guilty #4, Prize Comics
We don’t get paid for overtime!
Maybe the contract killers need to unionize so they can re-negotiate a better contract that includes overtime (plus paid holidays, sick days, and medical benefits.)
Headline Comics #29, Prize Comics
The View Is All That We’d Hoped For
Secretly, the Blonde in a Red Dress worries that this relationship may not last. Workaholics who insist on bringing their work with them on vacations can be really hard on a marriage.
Justice Traps the Guilty v1 #2, Prize Comics