The Blonde in a Red Dress realizes that she accidentally walked on to the wrong comic cover, and tries to back away slowly without interrupting things.
Underworld v1 #1, DS Publishing
Posts authored by Kevin Yong
Give Me Back My Ring!
If the Blonde in a Red Dress looked too much like an unsympathetic man-stealer earlier this week, keep in mind that she’s been on the other side of the romantic triangle equation too. Such is the tragic love life of a romance comic cover girl.
Romantic Hearts #4, Story
Don’t Don’t Listen To Him!
The Blonde in a Red Dress misunderstood the warning because it was phrased as a double negative.
Romantic Adventures #1, ACG
“Heartwarming Romances That Could Happen To You!”
Is it just me, or does the Red Dress look like it’s frowning?
First Love Illustrated #3, Harvey Comics
They Left His Rackets… For Me!
The Blonde in Red sheds a tear as her family’s tennis supply business is torn apart due to an expired green card.
Underworld v1 #9, DS Publishing
The Blonde in a Red (Fancy) Dress
The “crusade against crime” apparently includes a crackdown on unlicensed masquerade parties.
Exposed v1 #6, DS Publishing
Blondes Are Dangerous!
Especially ones dressed in red. Readers of this website should be well aware of this fact by now.
Abbott and Costello #11, St. John
Novelet of an Enslaved Universe!
The Blonde in a Red Dress might need a refresher course on which end of the ray gun to use.
Planet Stories v4 #5
A Thrilling Lost World Adventure
The Blonde in a Red Space Military Uniform fights the “Giants of the Golden Atom”. And by “Giants” we mean “Large Brawny Men of Relatively Normal Height”. (Hmmm. I wonder if they’re related to the Dwarflings?)
Planet Comics #55, Fiction House
Dwarflings from Oceania
The Blonde in Red wears her Red Skort under her Red Skirt for the sake of modesty in exactly these situations where she might be dragged upside down by Dwarflings. (And by “Dwarflings” we mean “Large Brawny Men of Relatively Normal Height”.)
Planet Comics #53, Fiction House