The Brunette in a Green Dress suddenly realizes she really shouldn’t have been such a high school bully to the Blonde in a Red Dress.
Pay-Off v1. #5, DS Publishing
Posts tagged boat
Vacation Fill-In Guest Host In A Red Dress
The Blonde in a Red Dress has a vacation day off, but good ol’ Smilin’ Ed promised he’d find a suitable temp replacement. I’m sure the readers won’t even notice a difference!
Buster Brown Comics #19, The Brown Shoe Company
Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Canoes by Moonlight
The Blonde in Red was disappointed to learn that her new dress ranked so low on the Helen-o-meter. (If Helen-of-Troy is the quantifiable beauty standard for launching one thousand ships, then launching only four canoes would register a score of only four Milli-Helens. That’s science!)
Dotty #38, Ace
They Left His Rackets… For Me!
The Blonde in Red sheds a tear as her family’s tennis supply business is torn apart due to an expired green card.
Underworld v1 #9, DS Publishing
Dead Men Don’t Drown!
The poor Blonde in a Red Dress spent her camping vacation trying to find a river… and then gets back just in time to learn that her boyfriend is being sent up the river.
Gangsters Can’t Win v1 #5, DS Publishing
I Know There’s Water Around Here Somewhere
The Blonde in Red cut short her camping vacation, because she somehow ended stuck up a paddle without a creek.
Boots and Her Buddies #8, Pines
Let Him Down Gently (Down the Stream)
In a traditional teen story lesson against peer pressure, the Blonde in Red finds herself in a slippery slope of diminishing returns as the poolside fun of “Freckles and his Friends” turns into resentful river rivalries of “Boots and Her Buddies”.
Boots and Her Buddies #5, Pines
That Thing is Andrew’s Ghost!
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow?
Mysterious Adventures #6, Story
Up a creek without a paddle
Oh, wait, they do have a paddle. And a rifle. The Blonde in Red obviously remembers her past Eerie experiences.
Eerie #14, Avon
Archie Has The Innsmouth Look
In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire!
Pep Comics #48, MLJ