The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
Yup, a hero like a ghost (specifically, a more famous purple-suited Ghost Who Walks) but in an off-brand knockoff sort of way. The Blonde in Red really needs to talk to her agent. If she has to put up with the captive-jungle-sacrifice Fay Wray homage, it should have at least have been done with “Duke… Continue reading Like a ghost!
The Blonde In A Red Dress needs far more than just nine lives, considering her death-defying lifestyle.
A flashback to our heroine’s early years in a British boarding school. A few schoolyard bullies were just a warmup for a girl who would later face down gangsters, wild animals, monsters, and mysterious giant flaming eyeballs.
Iconic jungle heroine “Sheena” was more well-known for her leopard-print leotard look, but on a few early comic covers her role was filled by that all-purpose understudy: The Blonde In A Red Dress.
While the superhero “busts the rackets”, the intrepid Blonde In A Red Dress gazes enviously at his handy dandy flame-throwing ray-gun.
The Blonde In A Red Dress gets herself a ray gun just in time to help deal with some robots that wandered off the set of a Dr. Seuss book.
Who cares if the flying superhero can escape the foreign spies — what about the Blonde In A Red Dress about to be dogpiled by them? And then attacked by a giant drill. That shoots aerosol gas weapons. If only a giant flying eyeball were there to help, but no, he’s busy projecting the cover… Continue reading Can Air Man Escape the Foreign Spies?
Luckily, our heroine’s long experience in fending off the unwanted advances of cads in various Romance Comics left her well prepared for grappling with an octopus.
Just in time for an early April Fool’s Day, have some murderous thespian cosplay of a Man In A Red Dress And Presumably A Blond Wig. (Still a better outfit than that day-glow plaid thing the other guy’s wearing.)
There are probably safer ways to introduce someone to Gasoline Alley than crashing a flaming airplane into it. And while it’s gentlemanly of Smilin’ Jack to share, I suspect that the Blonde in a Red Dress would have preferred to have a parachute of her own. (Note: Wasn’t 100% sure if this cover should count… Continue reading Let a smile be your parachute