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Some Assembly Required

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The Blonde in Red spent the holidays stuck working overtime at the military’s top secret skunkworks laboratory.


From PS: The Preventive Maintenance Monthly #73, 1958

Wait’ll you guys see the new supply form!

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According to legend, the Blonde in a Red Dress travels the world on Christmas Eve, bringing updated paperwork to all the good little boys and girls.


PS: The Preventive Maintenance Monthly #62, 1957

Driving in a Winter Wonderland

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The Blonde in Red supplements her holiday income by running a winter driving school (where a quick way to get expelled is to make a “watch out for dangerous curves” road sign joke.)


PS: The Preventative Maintenance Monthly #170

Gathering ‘Round the Radio

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The Blonde in a Red Dress hates it when people start the Veteran’s Day party early without her.


Preventative Maintenance Monthly #132

If they had bothered to learn proper vehicle maintenance, they wouldn’t need to walk to class

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The Blonde in a Red Dress has a side-job as a military contractor providing workshops on engine repair and maintenance.


PS: The Preventive Maintenance Monthly #32, by the United States Army