The poor Blonde in a Red Dress spent her camping vacation trying to find a river… and then gets back just in time to learn that her boyfriend is being sent up the river.
Gangsters Can’t Win v1 #5, DS Publishing
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I Know There’s Water Around Here Somewhere
The Blonde in Red cut short her camping vacation, because she somehow ended stuck up a paddle without a creek.
Boots and Her Buddies #8, Pines
Photo Friday: The Redhead in Yellow
After a stressful week’s worth of wrangling voodoo zombie skeletons and alien tentacle beasts, the jaded Redhead in Yellow finds herself bored with her return to modeling romance comic covers.
Complete Love Magazine v28 #3, Ace
Redhead in Yellow: I’m Not a Voodoo Goddess!
The Redhead in Yellow is having second thoughts about her career path.
Dark Mysteries #9, Story Comics
Redhead in Yellow: Another Sensational Future-Fact Science Feature!
The Redhead in a Yellow Dress quickly discovers that being a sci-fi/fantasy/horror/pulp adventure cover model like the Blonde in a Red Dress isn’t all sunshine and dream jewels.
Planet Comics #22, Fiction House
Redhead in Yellow: The Dreaming Jewels
The Redhead in Yellow embarks on an epic fantasy quest to magically transmogrify her dreams into reality. (In this case, the dream to someday surpass the number of cool comic book covers credited to her rival, the Blonde in a Red Dress.)
Fantastic Adventures v12 #2
Redhead in Yellow: The Love Diary of a Jilt
As the Blonde in a Red Dress takes a vacation this week, we’ll be catching up with her counterpart rival: The Redhead in a Yellow Dress.
Lovers’ Lane #4, Lev Gleason
Photo Friday: Suitable Excitement!
“Mr. Suitable” may sound boring, but if the other romantic choices are “Mr. Fraud” and “Mr. A Love To Lose”, then maybe he’s not so bad in comparison.
Exciting Romances #10, Fawcett
The Blonde in a Red (Polka Dot) Dress: My Foolish Test
When three consecutive relationships all ended in tears and heartbreak, our heroine finally took a brutally honest look at the one common element… And so she vowed not to wear her unlucky red polka-dot dress again.
Hearth Throbs #23, Quality Comics
The Blonde in a Red (Polka Dot) Dress: Stop the Wedding!
Perhaps the advice columnist from yesterday has decided to stage a personal intervention?
Love Stories of Mary Worth #1, Harvey