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Boy Comics #11, Lev Gleason

I have no mouth but I must kiss?

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“The surprise of your life awaits you as Iron Jaw falls in love!”

(Wasn’t 100% sure if the coloring on this cover qualified as “blonde”, but the odd lighting of the scene seemed to put it close enough to strawberry blonde if you squint.)


Boy Comics #11, Lev Gleason

Famous Funnies #90, Eastern

Scorchy Smith thwarts the feast of the vultures

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This cover may be many things, but “Famous” and “Funny” would not have been my first choice of descriptors.


Famous Funnies #90, Eastern

Crime and Punishment #74, Lev Gleason

If we don’t hurry she’ll be a goner!

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Some people were just never meant to be roommates.


Crime and Punishment #74, Lev Gleason

First Love Illustrated #9, Harvey

A classic love triangle

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Could this be the source of the eternal conflict between the Blonde in Red and the Redhead in Yellow?

(I just hope the boyfriend’s name isn’t Chekhov, because if so, I’d worry about those guns on the wall.)


First Love Illustrated #9, Harvey

Confessions of the Lovelorn #96, by ACG

Eternal Rivals

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“I — I saw the way you looked at her! Don’t you DARE look at any other girl — Ever!”

She’s trying to play it off as just being jealous, but I suspect the true reason that The Blonde in a Red Dress is so upset is because she’s wasn’t expecting to awkwardly cross paths with her counterpart arch-nemesis… The Redhead in a Yellow Dress!


Confessions of the Lovelorn #96, by ACG

Top-Notch #18 by MLJ

“The Return of the Skull!”

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I’m less concerned about the graveyard ghouls than I am about that face the Blonde in Red is making. Someone call a doctor, I think she may be having conniptions!


Top-Notch #18 by MLJ

Mystery Men #26, by Fox Features

Who thought this was a good idea?

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“One turn of the switch and the girl’s blood would forever be fused with the gorilla’s!”

Seriously, what was the thought process that would lead someone to think that A-Fishbowl-Helmet-That-Gives-A-Girl-The-Blood-Of-A-Gorilla is a worthwhile invention? Or a productive use of time and resources? Or worth getting punched in the face by the Blue Beetle?


Mystery Men Comics #26, by Fox Features

Diary Secrets #16 by St. John

I led a double life!

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Given her long career of multiple identities across every conceivable genre, I think the Blonde in a Red Dress may be living a few orders of magnitude more than just a “double” life.


Diary Secrets #16 by St. John